Well Done Finland, Well Done!

by Genghis Cardigan

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Adventures II - an undiscovered cool exploratory though tentative, I prefer cafes for the coffee they serve, ambience killed the dormant slacker in me, you see: in america today the generation gap is still measured in feet and inches but the last time I met the kitchen wall all my brothers were taller than me so don’t read too much into, it‘s too late, it‘s not my idea of credibility I’m not hip enough for a drug addiction; watched but never starred in a porno film still I can accommodate the solitary and hermetic, I remain accessible to those who trust in kind, won’t committ to volume, the undiscovered cool so don’t read too much into, it‘s too late, it‘s not my idea of credibility agoraphobic & erotic; I remain (unresponsive) haven’t got the time for apathy, not into seperating ‘life’ from ‘style’ nor the image laden practise of disowning my middle class upbringing so don’t read too much into it‘s too late, it‘s not my idea of credibility I’m not hip enough for a drug addiction; watched but never starred in a porno film
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April Draped in Orange she dreamt thru the pain an April draped in orange, you know he never hit the same place twice the ring on his finger, spoke not of protection but of weakening inhibitions. over on Eleventh Street just 5 doors down, fades the memory of the remains of a girl and though eventually they took him downtown ‘n’ finger-printed him for it, no professional beard could ever return her crown no soft embrace, as tears stream in profile. June’s all grey again she lives in hope of seeing April draped in orange, you know she never eats the same thing twice, faded tattoos on her fingers, coded hints on navigating her favourite intersections. behind her dangerous angles and confetti eyelids, there remains the memory of a girl, it’s just a memory no soft embrace, her tears stream in profile there’s no smiling face, to make it all worthwhile no soft embrace, her tears stream in profile there’s no smiling face, to make it all worthwhile june’s all: June’s all grey again
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christianminge.com if you only knew where to look to find if your girl has gone by the holy book where you can verify her virginal validity, where she can testify at christianminge.com, ahh, christianminge.com (or is it a:) vatican approved fidelity protection device for self gratification where you can rest assured the object of your desire has papal accreditation, from christianminge.com, christianminge.com, christianminge.com, ahh, christianminge.com
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Romane Bohringer, Sophie Marceau it was Sunday after the catcher on the ol’ blue mower finally died leaving the lawn to its own devices as our landlord cried and cried Dan supplemented Bob’s noise across the unfettered green with a vacuum cleaner and I dreamt of a girl with a false eye made of corral who rose late and slept with dolphins she used to complain of migraines when the wind was strong and waves could be heard crashing with each blink of her lids - Romane Bohringer, Sophie Marceau soon there were: bearded men in flannalette shirts trout fishing in her crystal clear gaze, undiluted by sorrow or experience – young lovers embraced in meetings by night somewhere. she swore half heartedly at the red headed baby who peed at first contact she wiped her cheeks clean and reassured the embarrassed parents in tow - Romane Bohringer, Sophie Marceau and I used to believe in the power of blackmail until my third cousin told me, he could never fall in love with a beautiful woman 10 minutes later and I did again - Romane Bohringer, Sophie Marceau
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Darkness Fells Three full boxes on the doorstep, the sun betrayed my vision a man with paper and pen, impatient, I signed with unsteady confusion he turned and strode. “they’re from ______” I mumbled and slowly dragged them inside the previous morning I had slept as he plodded past, my feet should have been there, following suit my father, a search, flashing buildings and familiar asphalt eyes stinging from winded emotion, crawling through the forest ridden but there was no sign I thought you knew better than to test the water thought you had the strength to know your limitations you thought you’d be ok once you were in, were you surprised when water replaced the sky, as the darkness fell meanwhile, assorted deliveries by similar, impatient men cars chose the less frequent, feet beat dirt tracks, even wandered off, all to no avail. my father, a search, flashing buildings and familiar asphalt eyes stinging from winded emotion, crawling through the forest ridden but there was no sign I thought you knew better than to test the water thought you had the strength to know your limitations I’m not ready to play this game if it’s all the same to you, not when water replaces the sky, when the darkness fells

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Reverse-engineered from Finnish by:
Bügg Stûggerman & Stügg Bûggerman

Production focus group headed by:
Puka Joe Lily & Olav Klutz at the ¼ Hour Gingerotics’ Laboratoire,
a division of thirtyfour on behalf of the White Bill Cosby

‘Well Done Finland, Well Done!’ first spoken by Saskia Lily Larsen, 2009

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released November 15, 2014

KIDNAPPED MEMBERS AWAITING RANSOM PAYMENTS:
Noms C. AKA ‘The cat gardener’: violin

SUPPORT CREW:
Olav Klutz: The Bass Whisperer
Totes Aaah: ideas, choreography
Bügg Stûggerman & Stügg Bûggerman: wife swabbing
The White Bill Cosby: Yahtzee scorer
The Young Richard Nixons: semi-educational dance troupe

SISTER BANDS:
Trieset Cuden Podnožjeto na Picka (Macedonia)
Een - hoed en Kat (South Africa)

GC PROUDLY SUPPORT:
Cartographes Sans Frontières
Norwegian Undertakers Association

Design by This Big Design & Sam Abell Design

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Genghis Cardigan Adelaide, Australia

Incoherent mumblings, yahtzee and pennywart juice - the back, sack and crack of our times.
Save the regurgitated rice pudding that projectiles out of your mouth while listening and we’ll refund your body weight in ricen. Genghis Cardigan, semi-professionally easing lockdowns since 2004. ... more

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